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5 sords
Anonymous

wouldnt that just summon a sord

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anon me 5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me

inertialreferenceframe:

glamstructed:

theuppitynegras:

robbingthestylescraddle:

Well this could get interesting…

is anyone even still up

oh man

I like this one. Best answer wins a prize.

(Source: michaxl)

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Thinkin about dicks.

snaxattacks:

Thinkin about dicks.

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So I've been going through a hard time

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starrygnostic:

theturntechgodhead:

starrygnostic:

theturntechgodhead:

starrygnostic:

you two are lucky i was raised by the internet or id be really disturbed right now

did i mention i love cosmo they are the best

jade did you have a meme phase
seeing the internet was your guardian along with a dog

not really but i did have a terrible oc for the squiddles universe 

also i probably gave out my chumhandle too easily 

dogs are bad at teaching internet stranger danger

well yeah i remember you being real friendly with me the first time we spoke
but i have a feeling that bec would somehow teleport to any greasy flowerpicker wanting to deflower you and munch them up in their sleep
its the type of shit hed do

i remember rose having a squiddles oc
it was black and spent all its time studying and i think it was a half demon or something but then again i think she had the worst puberty of all of us

well of course i was friendly with you!! and john and rose!!!! i started having semi prophetic prospit dreams really early i guess skaia figured someone had to help us all find each other!

that island was uncharted so they couldnt have found me anyway but if they had yes bec definitely would have stopped them!!!

and yeah i actually met rose on a squiddles forum 

if you ever mentioned roses squiddle days to her afterwards shed pretend to not hear
its hilarious

i kinda miss her i guess

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bleedingknight:

theturntechgodhead:

nope nothing

laughing forever

I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

maybe because you know me

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starrygnostic:

theturntechgodhead:

starrygnostic:

you two are lucky i was raised by the internet or id be really disturbed right now

did i mention i love cosmo they are the best

jade did you have a meme phase
seeing the internet was your guardian along with a dog

not really but i did have a terrible oc for the squiddles universe 

also i probably gave out my chumhandle too easily 

dogs are bad at teaching internet stranger danger

well yeah i remember you being real friendly with me the first time we spoke
but i have a feeling that bec would somehow teleport to any greasy flowerpicker wanting to deflower you and munch them up in their sleep
its the type of shit hed do

i remember rose having a squiddles oc
it was black and spent all its time studying and i think it was a half demon or something but then again i think she had the worst puberty of all of us

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bleedingknight:

theturntechgodhead:

no never id laugh for eternity

I COULD THINK OF THINGS TO GET YOU TO STOP.

nope nothing
laughing forever

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